Scary movie 5!

Scary Movie 5 theatrical release date April 12, 2013.

The About face: Scary Movie 5 is the fifth in the Scream movie spoof big screen franchise.

The Wild side: The trailer for future Razzi Award winner Scary Movie 5 is finally here and it features the scene we've all been waiting for. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen's "nasty scene." Train wreck of a mess, has-been who-never-was actress, (and we use the term actress very lightly), Lindsay Lohan, was afraid of catching a disease from Sheen's mouth.

In the trailer, Lindsay shrieks while Charlie is being attacked by a ghost, but a quick cut away to a TV shows that her probation was overturned. According to sources, Miss Lindsay believed that the TV would be showing a clip from her 2005 flop Herbie Fully Loaded. This would have been the first TV in the world to screen Herbie Fully Loaded, so this was a big deal for her.

Our sources also say that Lindsay signed onto the film with the privilege of having final approval on jokes about her. (Who the fuck in their right mind would give that creature that much power?) This edit in the movie may be cause for Miss Blowhard to launch a breach of contract lawsuit against the producers of Scary Movie 5. Watch the trailer below, and judge for yourself.

The Movie facts: Scary Movie 5 was 5 years in the making. The film's original target release date, October 11, 2008, never happened.

STARRING: Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Molly Shannon, Chris Elliot, Jerry O'Connell, Ashley Tisdale, Terry Crews
DIRECTOR: Malcolm D. Lee
STUDIO: The Weinstein Co.
RATING: PG-13 (Language, drug use, cartoon violence, crude humor)